Monday, July 20, 2009


Come one! Come all! To see the chaotic extravaganza! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHA!!!!

It's dog eat dog out there in the big bad world. Knives are being stuck into the backs of all men, by all men. It's utter pandemonium! Who do you trust? Who CAN you trust? No one! Nobody! They're all out to get you. You can't even trust your fucking self!

"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit, and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit!"

So bear arms with me brothers, those who call yourselves brothers (but are all descendants of Brutus himself) and let's wage war against one another. All you Benedict Arnolds, all you ladies in red, all you hypocrites and seducers, come one, come all! Burn it down, burn it all down. The world is going straight to hell. Rapture cometh! But there are no angels to spare you, no winged saviors to take you away to paradise, for all of you are undeserving! Oh, we self-serving loathsome wretches. "We all deserve to die, even you, even I!" We will all have to face Minos, and he will send us all to our appropriate circles of Hell!

So watch, as the river Nile turns to the river Styx, Amazon to Acheron! Watch as serpents rise to strangle you all and inject their venom into your already poisoned souls! Watch as Cerberus snarls and barks, and as the Minotaur rages. You are all destined to wear gilded cloaks of lead and writhe in eternal fatigue!

"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine...
It's time I had some time alone."

Your doomsayer,

Bohemian Dandy

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